This is humor right here.
Accidentally scared them during their bath
"GET OUUUUUT MOM"
"EVER HEAR OF PRIVACY"
"RESPECT MY PERSONAL BOUNDARIES"
wow this is my life story in like 30 seconds
im not evne fucking joking
I’ve been laughing at this for 84 years
and will keep on laughing at it
for every 50 notes this gets i’ll read a chapter of this book:
okay so today 3 guys in my class talked about some movie in which 2 guys had sex and one of my classmates said “omg that’s so gay”
you got it buddy
The way I act in platonic vs romantic relationships is so backwards that I’m concerned for myself and those around me
Pusheen the cat making some chemistry.
That cat is not wearing safety goggles, he hasn’t even bothered to clean up that spilled solvent, and he is holding that Erlenmeyer flask way to close to his face.
Pusheen the Cat, more like Pusheen the limits of lab safety
My mind screams Victorias Secret model, my heart screams eat as many chicken nuggets as you can in 30 minutes
does anyone else ever get really stressed over assignments and know that you should be doing them but you feel like you physically can’t stop procrastinating and that just stresses you out even more or is that just me
saying women shouldn’t be allowed to get abortions because they were the ones who had unprotected sex is like saying smokers shouldn’t receive treatment for lung cancer or drivers shouldn’t receive treatment in a car crash because they knew the risks when they got a driving license
I think it’s safe to say you’re probably smarter than a lot of the government.