Photo 24 Jul

(Source: best-of-memes)

via !@#$%.
Photo 24 Jul futurefantastic:

and here’s Jesus clearly handling the ball. yellow card

futurefantastic:

and here’s Jesus clearly handling the ball. yellow card

Photo 24 Jul

(Source: maplesuhtori)

via !@#$%.
Text 24 Jul

thanasphere:

  • i have no talent
  • mr. tentacles has all the talent
  • if i’m lucky, some of mr. tentacles talent may rub off on me
  • if i’m lucky, mr. talent will rub his tentacles on my…art
via !@#$%.
Text 24 Jul

foxgrl:

miruinnuial:

foxgrl:

I wish none of you were sad

I wish there was peace and justice and wealth and happiness and good people around all of the planet

try and one up me again bitch

(Source: krakenguts)

Chat 24 Jul
  • me during the purge: (breaks all the strange and dated laws that police don't really enforce anymore. like that bullshit about not being able to keep a donkey in your bathtub? it's time to truly live.)
Text 23 Jul

grubsludge:

funk-dabble:

littleleahlamb2k14:

grubsludge:

bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war

image

ready

why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there

what are you gonna do?

stab a skeleton in the heart?

Chat 23 Jul at a horror movie
  • bf: are you scared?
  • me: in this economy who wouldn't be
Chat 23 Jul Group Assigments
  • Person: I have an idea
  • Me: So did Hitler
Photo 23 Jul orgasmic-humor:

This is so accurate it hurts

orgasmic-humor:

This is so accurate it hurts

(Source: orgasmc-humor)

Text 23 Jul

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

image

Photo 23 Jul saranghae-rae:

stoolhoutte:

ocelotcommander:
Photo 23 Jul suethespiders:

*rides off into the sunset on your dad*

suethespiders:

*rides off into the sunset on your dad*

Quote 23 Jul
… its too early for this bullshit.
— Me, no matter what time it is (via natashakills)
Quote 23 Jul
Just because I’m asexual doesn’t mean I can’t find people attractive. I mean, someone’s milkshake may bring me to the yard but that doesn’t stop me being lactose intolerant.
— Me, finally discovering the best way to explain my sexuality to my friends (via evilkitten42)

Design crafted by Prashanth Kamalakanthan. Powered by Tumblr.