(Source: barack-obottm)

mrozna:

milkscab:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

Life goals

tracey-son:

Important

(Source: shopjeen)

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

easily my favorite picture in the world

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

easily my favorite picture in the world

(Source: jockjams)

afloweroutofstone:

I, for one, can’t wait for the destruction of traditional family values

(Source: puglings)

ikea-graveyard:

Okay this white dude had a black girlfriend and they were walking by me and the dude said, “you know what babe, realtors are so lazy when it comes to financing” and she literally replied with, “why do you have to talk about the most boring shit, Steve”.

(Source: alexbluebonnets)

(Source: gold-kushkloudz)

juicyjacqulyn:

porcelain-horse-horselain:

THIS IS LITERALLY A THING THAT HAPPENS

THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME MORE THAN ONCE THIS SUMMER

I AM NOT JOKING IN THE LEAST

Good

(Source: nhyworks)

chinnybizzle:

awesomeniknak:

This was hilarious to me.

THE FALLEN PRINCESS ….BYE