a friend came round to help me revise and forgot to log out of her facebook on my laptop so I’ve spent the last 20 minutes devoting her facebook to trains.
I’ve also got the middle name “ILikeTrains” pending and have joined 50 “I love trains” groups.
TODAY BETH RECEIVED THIS LETTER FROM A TRAINSPOTTING ORGANISATION. THIS FRAPE IS THE MOST SUCCESSFUL THING I’VE DONE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
how can this person even say no friends of trains has a thriving gift shop
How to spot a nerd: See if they’re wearing this,
then take their lunch money
I think you meant, then see if they want to have an in-depth conversation about it. Because taking their lunch money makes you a bully.
And being a bully makes you an asshole.
augustus waters. augustus fires. augustus earths. augustus airs. the fault in our elements
single, not sure how to mingle
everything is a competition unless I’m losing and then fuck off not everything has to be a competition asshole
put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.
do you have any idea what time it is young lady
long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony